What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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