She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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