I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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