then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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