Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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