And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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