the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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