just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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