ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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