READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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