The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
