then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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