I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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