Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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