i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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