dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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