official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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