how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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