what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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