These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I love you.
Bad choice
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