id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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