So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
wat bout pragnant strippers??
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sober January is a disaster.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
