I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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