ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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