Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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