He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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