The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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