you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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