so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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