How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
