ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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