..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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