And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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