ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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