why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
farters have to be the big spoon...
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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