Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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