I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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