Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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