Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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