google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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