were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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