I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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