so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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