Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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