yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i out mim tonsoeep
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