I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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