idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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