I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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