I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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