I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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