Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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