My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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