So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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