took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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