The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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