Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Can I color on your dick again?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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